Hello, dr Morton here, can I speak to Lou Reed Please?

Not Pin Point Eyes?

No, thanks?

Not the Pinheads either?

Nah.

Or the Ramones?

Same shit.

Ok, hold the line.

Krmt.

Yea?
I was just waking up. Have you got my medicine doctor?

I sure do, Yea!
Yes siree sir!

Ok?
Is it serious?

No. The thing is: You got what we professionals call a turnback-syndrom.
It's like pointing your finger at something and suddenly realise you have your finger up your own ass.

Aha?

Yea, like calling Jesus a motherfucker.

Hm.

Or calling your child Salome.

Hehe.

You know the last movie you starred in?
The one with the listening moron from Australia?

Nick, yea. No more mr Nice Guy.

Right.
You came at a wrong turningpoint somewhere along the line in that particular show.

Really?

Absolutely.
Listen to these lines:
(synger på en mistenkelig kvinnelig og falsk måte)
Froooom Blind Willy Johnstown......!
To.......

Yea?

To....

Yea?
You mean the cutting of the ear in Blue Velvet?
My favourite movie by the way.

Really?
Mine too!
So you know it?

Yea sure!
(Synger med sin vante og falske stemme)
Frooooom blind nellie to eat Willie and eat Bellie and eat ear Netty.

Right.
Right on!
Your dismissed soldier!
Everything seems ok with you so fuck off!

Rigtio sair!